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Match Up: Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart

The emotional range of Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart:

 

Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart

No need to explain this. Emma Wins! :D

haha!

**Just for laughs ;)

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Wisdom in Small Doses

The following are such thought-provoking, smile-inducing nuggets that I accumulated over the past years. Hope that they will put a smile on your face. :)

 

*If you’re too open minded, your brains might fall out.

Brains Fall Out

 

*Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

 

 

*If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Good and Evil

*Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

 

 

*Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Man and Woman

 

*Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

 

*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Balanced Diet

*The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

 

*If you don’t learn to laugh in trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.

happy and old

 

*One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

 

*It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

 

*Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
-Ronald Reagan

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